A lot of people say to me, Larry, where do you get your ideas from? And I say 'my names not Larry. It's Keir. You've never called me Larry before, you've always called me Keir.' And they say 'never mind that Larry, you don't mind if I call you Larry, do you? I feel I have to call you Larry, because, well, you smell like a Larry.' And I say 'I'm going now, because you're kind of freaking me out a bit.' I don't really. That would be rude. So I lie and say I've got to go and catch a bus. So if you're ever talking to me and I say I've got to go and catch a bus, that's just me lying to try and get away, so grab my collar and don't let go. If I really did have to get a bus and you make me miss it I'm sure I'll be understanding. After all, it will have been my fault for writing this.
Why should people sing for their supper anyway? That's stupid. If you want to have a sing, that's fair enough, as long as you're not annoying anyone. Or, if you are, it's because they have poor taste and they'd enjoy it if you were less ace. Anyway, sing, fine, unless I'm trying to play Operation or something any you're distracting me - but if you want some supper, you can probably get a loaf of bread for twenty-nine pence or something, and have some toast. It seems like a bit of a convoluted system, to sing for your supper. And would the people who are providing you with supper, or the means thereof to buy it, be completely willing, or would they be feeling that they ought to, or that there was social pressure on them to do so, but actually, on some level at least, resenting it? It's a very bad system. The only way it works is if they really want you to sing and you'd happily do it for nothing but you wouldn't mind a bit of supper, but they wouldn't feel comfortable having you sing for them and giving you nothing in return, but by giving you a bit of supper they feel okay about it, even though they should be paying you properly. And even though no-one involved in that setup in unhappy with it I am unhappy with it, as the audience are fooling themselves.
that's all from me for now
see you around
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