A big chunk of ice one hundred square miles in area and six hundred feet deep has broken off a glacier between Greenland and Nunuvut, Canada! We've all seen this before. It thinks it's going to do just great on its own, without that fuddy-duddy Petermann Glacier holding it back. Well it will find that life in the Arctic Ocean is a bit harder than it thought it was, and it will go crawling back when it needs its laundry done, or some other lazy cliché! That wasn't me, I write great stuff, but silly teenage glaciers are lazy and derivative, and I had to go with that vibe, you see. Attention to detail.
I have now sent off the forms to do the secret course I mentioned that I was going to do, or thinking of going to do, I can't remember whether I committed myself when I told you. It's also not a secret if I told you what it was, but I don't think I did. It's a drag, isn't it, having to remember stuff, top secret stuff, you know, like what's secret and what isn't? If it is still a secret you can rest assured that as soon as the time comes when I'm stuck for something to write and I can see some means of extracting some weak mockery from the material before me I'll divulge it like a shot.
China's culture minister, Cai Wu, has had a moan saying that their publishers and broadcasters are making a load of vulgar crap. The fool! Doesn't he know there's a big market for vulgar crap? We take their computers and their televisions - but we haven't fallen for their daytime soaps - yet. They need to focus more on the whole vulgar crap thing and we'll just lap it up.
Liberal conspiracy! Little Adolf Hitler and Aryan Nation Campbell have been taken off their parents. And yet they're quite happy to leave my kids Mao Zedong, Pol Pot and Josef Stalin Hardie with me! Double standards! Also a double standard is that they're mainly bothered about foreign fascists and current American fascists. They don't mind if you name your kid after Henry Ford. Little bit of politics Ladies and gentlemen.
Wine night went quite well. I played quite a bit of music. I'm like the new John Peel, if John Peel kept getting distracted by other stuff and playing about three records an hour and the rest was silence. I did two little audio things, I think I'll do an audio version of this as well, although I'm not going to make a habit of it as I keep saying. The problem is that the audio format has less reach than the wordy looky format, so for maximum reach I'll have to do stuff in both. Although maybe I can do audio only when I'm away from home or something, as I find keeping this going when I'm away a bit of a struggle. Not that it's not a struggle anyways, but... you know what I mean. If you could tell me what I mean that would be great.
that's all from me for now
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