Violence against women and girls must end! What about men and boys? That's fine, according to the Theresa May, judging by a news. "As both home secretary and minister for women and equalities I believe I have a unique opportunity to bring about real change to the lives and the status of women in this country, and my ambition is nothing less than ending violence against women and girls." Perhaps people who feel like hitting a woman or girl could hit a man or a boy instead. If that doesn't do it for them perhaps men could go around disguised as women to take the beatings whenever the problem men want to hit a woman. There could be a special phone line, if you're in a relationship with one of these thugs you could call up and a man would come around disguised as you to take the hit when you'd burnt the toast or when his team lost at kickball or whatever.
But what about woman on woman violence? The ambition is to end all violence against women. Men would also have to do stuff like disguise themselves as women and go out at night and make advances towards drunk women's boyfriends, and things like that. Health And Safety Eurocrats would probably prevent boys being used this way, so men would have to dress up as girls too. This will be the perfect job for unskilled small men who don't mind being hit, either by bad dads or bully girls. This would be good for unemployment, but I couldn't say how many jobs this will create. I'm no expert.
Mercury is a planet that I feel we should give some love, although it's basically not very interesting. It's only not very interesting because of the sorts of things most of do or don't find interesting, so when I read in a news about 'mysterious concentrations of calcium in the atmosphere' I feel I should think, and say, "Ooh! Mysterious concentrations of calcium in the atmosphere!" even if I'm not really feeling it. The trouble is, being so close to the sun, the sun burned off all Mercury's interesting, so anything that even hints at interesting should be applauded. I'm bigging up Mercury, that's what I'm saying. And, furthermore, ooh! Mysterious concentrations of calcium in the atmosphere!
that's all from me for now
see you around
Film Des Tages: Mr. Billion