Teeth! Teeth! TEEEEEETH! The news is all about dentists and that. Three in an hour, or something, there was. Some dentists have got done for overcharging. Fraud to the tune of one hundred and thirty thousand pounds. I must say, I'm not surprised that they got caught. They were so stupid. I mean, I'd notice if I got charged one hundred and thirty thousand pounds for a service and polish. My tip to any dishonest thieving dentists is, try something a bit smaller. Something you might get away with.
Another dentist took time off to go and do some tigers in a zoo. He's done work on various animals before. There's no suggestion that he's qualified or trained to do such things, but he must be good enough to get away with it and get asked back. What a nice man he is, to give up his time out of his love of animals. Oh, and for the four and a half-thousand pounds he got for his day's work. If he gave some of the work to the dentists in the first paragraph perhaps they wouldn't have felt the need to steal, although I don't know, it's not like they don't get paid a lot of money already.
Another dentist has got done for faking his death for life insurance money. Police became suspicious when he turned out not to be dead. There's a running theme here, isn't there? Dentists, they get loads of money, but some of them feel the need to go to extremes to get more. Perhaps there's some sort of heroin with gold dust in they are fond of or something. Anyhow, even the most honest dentist could afford...
Winston Churchill's false teeth. They're up for auction for an estimated five thousand pounds, apparently. He nominated his dentist for a knighthood. If his dentist ever felt the urge to supplement his income with a jewel heist it's not mentioned. But those were different times, I guess.
that's all from me for now
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