Ebay dispute resolution for Mahmoud Ahmedinejad! He bought some missiles from Vladimir Putin, he won the auction and everthing, and Vladimir said no problem, but Nicolas Sarkozy says that he's spoken to Vladimir and he's not going to send them now, according to a news. Nicolas hates Mahmoud, but it's not personal. It's an extension of France's hatred for Iran. You see, France used to be do pround of being the only country with RAN as the second, third and fourth letters of its name. We all remember the speech when Charles de Gaulle proudly declared "our rap name would be F-Ran!" But then Persia changed its name to Iran, and they fell out. Nicolas and Vladimir get on fine, however, as when The Soviet Union rebranded they didn't adopt a dame like Gran or Bran. But a deal is a deal, and Mahmous is reading the Ebay help pages even as we speak. Oh, he's got to go and look at the PayPal dispute resolution process, because he paid by PayPal. Oh no, he's sent his agents to find out why I know everything he's doing on his computer! I'd better change the subject, and fast!
Wind night went quite well, I'm not having too much trouble writing this after nearly a bottle of wine, there is about half an inch left in the bott om of my mug, but I'm in no hurry to finish it. Twitter has led me into raising the topic of The Shirehorses and their very amusing song 'Tony', which is nice. Wine now gone, at the time of writing. I was a bit tardy with this paragraph.
Animal right! according to a news some badgers have managed to get an appeal against getting murdered. Good luck to them. I don't know what it is that they've done but I don't approve of murder. Not of anything I don't want to eat, anyway. I'm not saying I'd want to murder a person if I wanted to eat them. I'm talking about things that we're allowed to eat. And anyway, I can't see me ever wanting to eat a person, no matter how tasty they looked. Not that I'm saying that I'd think someone looked tasty. I have no urge to eat any of you scrummy Earthlings. Look, I'm not going to eat any of you, so just leave me alone, ok?
that's all from me for now
see you around
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