up to with the private security industry? They're planning to abolish the Security Industry Authority, which regulated bouncers and that, because they claim that the industry is cool enough to be able to regulate itself, and there's no way it would get taken over by organised crime or anything like it would do. What is their motivation here? It wouldn't save any money, the SIA is self-financing. Is George Osborne wanting to come round your house demanding money with menaces? Are they after donations from El Grande? It's hard to think of any good reason why they're doing this. Can you think of any? Please, let me know if you can.
Is Paul McCartney thick or hip? I read that he's having his entire library digitised - music, artwork, photographs, paintings, videos...notice anything missing there? Yeah. Unless they've just not mentioned it, Paul McCartney's library doesn't contain any books! Clearly he prefers watching monster truck videos, and probably Jeremy Clarkson's Top 10 Funniest Genocides from Poundland or something. Or... he's a man of the future and he consumes a lot of literature but it's all on a Kindle or something, he's saving paper, good fellow. I hope he's not got severe dyslexia or something - I wouldn't make fun of that! You've got to believe me! I had no way of knowing! How was I supposed to know? He never mentions it, does he? If he'd said "ooh, I've got severe dyslexia" I'd have known not to put my foot in it. Anyway, they're going to keep it all in a cloud, so I suppose it's good that there aren't any books, they'd fall through, wouldn't they? Well done Paul. Hang on a minute - paintings and videos and stuff would too, wouldn't they? Oh, I give up.
Now, I know you're probably thinking that volcanos are lovely things, and they wouldn't hurt a fly. But news just in says that they killed off the Neanderthals! I think it's only too clear what happened. The right wing press of the day colluded with evil forces to brainwash people into hating the Neanderthals, then the goverment abolished that Volcano Regulation Authority and the volcanos went and murdered them all, and the people said 'hurrah!', because they had been taught that the Neanderthals all had ten babies a year so they could send them out pickpocketing, even though it wasn't true.
I'm going away today and I'm not back until late on Monday. If I had to guess I'd say you probably won't get anything more here until after that. You might be lucky though. You could check the tumblr (link on left) there might be some images or videos or something there.
that's all from me for now
see you around
Milky Drink Of The Day: Calpis