Ooh! Arrgh! It hurts! I read that a prequel to Only Fools And Horses is in the pipeline - well it worked well for Last Of The Summer Wine>, didn't it? It will be called, wait for it, Sex, Drugs And Rock 'N' Chips - hahaha! That's got to be good, eh? It will cover lovable rogue Del's teenage years - that's got to be funny - and it will feature his tarty mother! What a hoot! And what's best of all, it will be written by the proper Only Fools And Horses writer John Sullivan, whose recent Only Fools And Horses spin-off The Green Grass Of Home was so dire. It limped on to four series amid rumours that they kept getting the BBC to commission another series by lying and saying Del Boy would be in it. By the way, did you know that people on the radio and that used to get told they had to keep calling Michael Jackson 'The King Of Pop' all the time or they wouldn't get any more free stuff? If I recall correctly that's not a rumour, that's a fact. Bizarrely the story I was on about appears in the BBC's 'entertainment' section! Fancy that.
Ooh! Arrgh! It's so ruddy hot. Well, to be honest, it's not as horrible as all that. But it's a little unpleasant, and it's the principle that's the thing. Freedom. I'd quite like the freedom to be able to switch the fan off to save the planet, and to put some more clothes on.I just have put some more clothes on actually. To stop me sticking to myself as I type this. Well, not stick as such. It's more that adhesion would slow me down. Curse this climate. The weather should be exactly how I want it at any particular time, ideally, but if it's not doing that at least it shouldn't be the sort of weather I always dislike at any point. There, I'm a reasonable man, prepared to compromise.
St. Paul exhorts us to become new men and women, says Pope, in a new Vatican vid on youtube. Sorry Paul, I've got a lot invested in being me. I didn't spend all this time becoming me just so I could become someone else. And let's face it, it wouldn't be an improvement, would it? And what's your plan, Paul, if we all become new men and women wouldn't we effectively just become each other, and en masse we'd be just the same as we were before? Oh, look at what Pope's doing with his eyebrows, it's like "I know, tell me about it." Well for once me and Benny are in agreement. He also on another new vids said Rome should be a welcoming city, I wonder if that's anything to do with Berlusconi channeling the spirit of Mussolini with his licensed Nazi thug citizen's patrols?
that's all from me for now
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