Vive le republic! Calling all chocolate lovers! News reaches us today that the queen has special chocolate made for her by Cadburys, and no-one else is allowed to have any. But who paid for it? We did, so it's ours, so why can't we have any. But who paid for it? We did, if the queen pays for it, because we pay for her. If Cadburys give it her for free that's even worse, as that means her revolting decadent piggery is paid for by ordinary, decent, law-abiding chocolate eaters. It's a disgrace!
"Yes, we make some super amazing magic chocolate for the queen and no-one else is allowed to eat any, because technically that would be treason and punishable by firing squad" said a Cadburys spokesman. "But we won't talk about it or even acknowledge its existence. That's what passes for refinement as far as these inbred twits are concerned, they are well impressed."
The news says that sinister extreme-right group The Daily Mail say that if the American company Kraft buy Cadburys, as they want to, there is no guarantee that they will keep making the queen's special chocolate. Kraft, if you can guarantee that you will stop I will back your bid to the hilt. Why should the queen have special chocolates? Because she's the queen? That's not good enough. What if I said there should be a national holiday on my birthday because I'm not the queen, eh? They wouldn't have it. So, chocolate-lovers of the world unite - you have nothing to lose but your teeth!
that's all from me for now
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