Hello again iiwiiers
Well, back to normal service now, i.e. very late (not forever I hope) and maybe fuller. But I don't know, I didn't do too badly during my 'holiday' this time, I think. The river was very high and fast today, look:
Bill Bailey's Billy Bragg parody Unisex Chip Shop is very funny. But it's not at all funny after a short section has been going round and round one's head for no apparent reason for rather a long time. In such situations something has, no doubt, triggered it off, but the wise will have no interest in tracing the source of the burden. After all, tracking it down is hardly likely to make the thing stop, is it? Actually I think I was foolish to write about it. It's abating, but I think this is slowing it down, so I'm jolly well going to change the subject.
The shadowy world elite, with Gordon Brown, Ronald McDonald and The Edge, are having a summit to solve the world's problems with Davros. They are fools, Davros may have an impressive record on paper as a business leader but all his solutions involve Daleks conquering and destroying, and then they turn on him anyway. He's a certified megalomaniac, you didn't think you could get certified as a megalomaniac, did you? Well you can, but the exams are so hard he's the first to pass. He answered 'Daleks conquer and destroy' for every question, sounds simple but no-one else put that, and they all failed. You can absolutely trust that you absolutely cannot trust him, but they all bow down before him since he went into the satellite TV business and starred with Robert De Niro in Exterminate This, a heartwarming tale of a retired jaywalker who seeks redemption by the cleansing heat of the Type 2 laser gun.
See you around
Pop Song Of The Day: What Do I Get? (Buzzcocks)