So Bono's getting an honourary knighthood for services to smugness. How d'you like THEM apples? WHICH apples? 'Toffee apples' apparently - sticky anti-tank grenades in the world war one the phantom menace. Them's the apples in the phrase how dya like them apples.
Today's featured article on wikipedia is a Pokemon called Torchic. Strangely CNN seem to be remaining silent on the matter this time. Unless this is their Chief Pokemon Correspondent dressed up as Torchic here:
I find it hard to tell from just the legs to be honest.
UK History is totally hung up on The World At War at the moment, not what you want at Jessmas, is it. No, it's not. What you want is marzipan. Where does marzipan come from? That's right, it's another doughnuts situation. Hungary and Italy this time. I bet this sort of thing happens all the time. I bet the Franco-Prussian wars were triggered by a dispute about who invented ice cream wafers.
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Soup Of The Day: Tarator