In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory. - Les Dawson
I have a confession to make - I didn't have the porridge yesterday at all - but I had it not long ago and with its amazing GI I should have the energy to tell you wonderful tales today - or get my legs blown off by a mine. No, it's not 'repeating the same joke as yesterday,' it's a back reference you philistine. I probably shouldn't use 'Philistine' like that, it's Zionist propaganda or something. No shut up, I know what I'm talking about, I've eaten my porridge.
No sandbag news today, I'll give you more sandbag new if I blummin well have some, OK? Chuffing heck. "I'll lay down the tracks, sandbag & hide" as George Michael said. Yesterday's reduced to clear rolls are still fine so far, so maybe I wasn't so extravagant yesterday after all. Either that or I'm eating them too fast. Only one so far today, I think, mind you. But I finished that potato scones yesterday and the bagelly things thing morning. I should point out that there were only two of the bagelly things. Please take that as me pointing it out to prevent repetition and practice not being pedantic. Thank you.
Well, another week is about to start, will it be a feel good week or a depressing week with respect to the Tony Blair thing? I wish he'd just go. Save some lives. Whatever happens expect to be annoyed by the news at various points. Life is so unfair, ain't it? Well, you know what to do. Go straight to your MP and tell him it's a disgrace that I'm not in charge. But in charge in an innovative way, not the old hard work kind of way. Hassle-free leadership for a new age. You know it makes sense.
Space Shuttle Wake-up Music Of The Day: Moon River by Audrey Hepburn