I know what you're all thinking - why won't he show us Paul Daniels' ebay page? Oh, go on then.I see he's not currently offering any items for sale. Come on Paulie, you can do better than that! Stick something up for sale! We may like it! Not a lot!
News just in - a man in Reading, sitting in a chair, is thinking about putting the kettle on.
I read today that Saddam Hussein is doing the 'yeah I killed them but I was allowed' angle which is consistent. He must feel that the way things has turned out is very unfair. If it was me I think even if I thought it was hopelessly rigged against me I'd still try and endear myself a bit more than that.
I've just been broadening my mind on wikipedia. Laura Scudder was the first to put crisps in sealed bags, and kebabs used to the food of Persian kings ang the ordinary people only got to eat it at new year. I don't eat a lot of kebabs but I wouldn't fancy only having one a year. It would be easier never to have tasted one. As well as the halva I know there is a different sort of confectionery called halva on the indian subcontinent. Interesting, they must go back a long way. Freedom fries? We been there first - our lovely Empire Biscuits were German Biscuits until World War One.
More nonsense tomorrow
See ya around
Superhero of the day: Dr Strange, Master Of The Mystic Arts
Posted by Keir Hardie at 4:37 pm