pretending to be on the phone around the chuggers (charity muggers). I always say the same thing: "Yeah. (pause) About ten minutes." The other people I have the same problem with to a lesser extent, are 'monks' who pretend they only want you to say 'gouranga' but really want to sell you krishna books, and once recently a 'never turn your back on a gysy' situation when uninterested in lucky heather which was an impractical suggestion as I wouldn't assume anyone was a gypsy on sight - and what if I'm surrounded? lie on my back in the street until some of them move?